"I've never met a joke so bad I didn't like it. Then again, I've never met a joke." Hey there! Call me Beth. I'm 17 years old but I hardly ever act my age, which you'd think would be a good thing. My non-talents include but are not limited to: small talk; being nice for no good reason; unchoreographed dancing; apologizing; putting up with crap; and proofreading and editing my own writing. It's totes okay to talk to me--I haven't bitten anyone in almost a week.
In the continuing map wars, it turns out Americans don’t know anything about Europe.
i love my country
After that US map went around (which, by the way, I would have ACED) I gave my US friends a map of the UK and NOT ONE could tell me where London is. So… YAH. The wars continue.
personal favourite: the one that simultaneously believes the entire British landmass is England and Scotland is basically Orkney, and that Euro Disney is itS OWN COUNTRY
Mr. Darcy, U2, and Sean Connery are now their own countries
I once had some football player tell me that marching band wasn’t hard and my then 8th grade football coaching history teacher said, “In marching band, everyone is important. Nobody sits on the benches unlike you and your benchwarmer buddies.” And that was the first time I ever heard a football coach say something nice about the band.
do u ever just try to like hold everything in because you don’t wanna burden people with your problems and don’t want them to feel sorry for you but at the same time when no one can see that you’re depressed you just wanna yell to the world that you’re upset
my life is one obsession after another